The Long Lost 14th Episode of Cosmos Has Been Found
This is amazing. It appears that the long lost fourteenth episode of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos has been recovered! In this episode, Carl Sagan takes us on a trip to the Meat Planet, a planet formed 15 billion years ago, when an early god exploded or something at 40,000 mph. An accretion disk of heavy meat, cosmic bone meal and blood-rich gravy slowly formed as the hot, spinning flesh particles were pulled together by gravity and “dark meat”, the invisible force which scientists believe holds meat together. The disk spun, collapsed and eventually cooled, forming into the spherical spectacle of nature that makes our stomachs rumble in wonder to this day:
So silly, and so wrong, yet so hilarious.
“Would it be enriched by adding spices? No one can say.”